El Doctor

So, I went to see the doctor yesterday morning before work and it's now all official. My doctor was out on vacation and so I saw another doctor in her office who was more nervous about the test than I was. After it was confirmed, he started listing off the things I need to stay away from.

Here is what he rattled off:

1. drugs
2. alcohol (I asked if this included wine)
3. tobacco
4. sushi
5. tuna fish
6. lunch meat (unless it's microwaved)
7. excessive excercising

As I walked out the door --he asked, "so, do you have any questions for me?" I replied, "no thanks, you've already ruined my day enough." I was talking about the wine, sushi, and tuna fish. I think he thought I was referring to the pregnancy.